Owls vs. Beavers. Who would win?
A lot of the time you get something in your head where you think “hmmm… I wonder who would win in a fight… Kermit the frog or enzo?”. Usually these questions are silly because the answers are so obvious (Enzo obviously). Once in a while I have discovered that there really is a fight worthy of discussion and debate. Pirates vs. Ninjas, Buzz Lightyear vs. Captain America and so on.
I have decided that beavers vs. owls is a fight worthy of such discussions.
OWL STRENGTHS
- Flight
- Wisdom
- Large Talons
- Strategic Cunning
- Silent
- Exceptional Eyesight
- Rotatable Head
- Some have horns
- Terrifying Screech
BEAVER STRENGTHS
- Big Badass Teeth
- Biggest enemy of the Ents
- Build Dams
- Led by Simon Cowell
- Super Strength
- Giant Rodent
- Powerful Tail
- Screws over other forest creatures
- Persistant Schemer
- Hard worker
Its impossible to tell! I think that I would have to throw the two into a ring and see. Would PETA be cool with that?
(I’ll be in the Owls corner, Beavers are dicks.)
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