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I have come across something that is pure truth! Obviously the Russian professor of no name has devised what can only be interpreted as an oracle for the future. Gaze and see the future of the United States of America…

Obviously someone wanted to make a funny. Although, I must admit, this map does look like it is full of some sciences though (y’know, DNA and neutrons and stuff).

For real though, say upon the slightest teensiest chance that this was made by a real dude. A) It HAS to have been from the Cold War, B) The professor was higher than sputnik.

Oh ya, I totally ripped this off of My[Confined]Space by the way…

White Obama? The Smiler?

Christine stumbled across something quite interesting a few minutes ago while sitting in Deweys. I feel it is my responsibility to share my thoughts.

Before I disclose what Christine stumbled across, please review that following picture of the president of The United States of America, Barrack Obama.

Handsome fella isn’t he? Now there was a lot of shenanigans because of the fact that Barrack Obama is a man of color. Yes I agree this is a ridiculous reason not to vote for a potential president but the fact remains that people will not simply because they are racist ass-holes. Not saying that you’re a racist if you didn’t vote for him. But there are lots who are. However, Mr. Obama overcame the odds and is the first (half) black president! Some do wonder for curiosity’s sake, what he would look like like a white dude. So here he is. As a white guy.

THAT is freaky. It doesn’t stop here though folks, no it does not. I’ve figured this one out all by myself… If you’ve read any Transmetropolitan you would know who the notorious president, Gary Callaghan, AKA the Smiler, is. He is a bad guy. Who is at constant battle with the protagonist, Spider Jerusalem.

See the resemblance? This can only mean one thing! Barrack Obama is actually an evil antagonist from a comic book series! I knew it! Pretty soon we will see him modifying the constitution to benefit his own needs. He’ll kill people! You’ll all see…