So I had just written a lengthy post outlining all of the websites that have kept me distracted from doing both my schoolwork and updating my blog. However, it got lost because my internet decided to be uncooperative so I will provide a summarized list of all those sites
- Greenzac (youtube vlog)
- Other Youtube vlogs (Kassem G, Shay Carl)
- Other Webcomics
- Stupid semi-frequently updated sites (lolcatz, peopleofwalmart, Awkwardfamilyphotos etc.)
- Friends Blogs
Of course this is not an exhaustive list and I wish I hadn’t been so inter-clumsy as to lose my previous entry. Oh well.
And Olivia is the mutha fuckin shit.
I wanna write the stories too!
So I did. It’s kinda fun! Especially when someone adds onto one of yours!
Allow to explain. Ficly.com is a site where people write short stories that are no more than 1000 characters (I think) and then you can write prequels or sequels to those stories!
95% percent of all the stories there are either emo or super-lame fantasy but some are pretty good.
Anyways, long story short, I have found yet another way to stop myself from doing schoolwork.
Yes, I may be stupid.
I have, on average, no to limited funds at my disposal. Yet it nevers fails that this money tends to go towards very unimportant things. I know I’m not alone in this regard but those other irresponsible folk don’t have to drive a fair bit to get home. What usually happens to me is a spend my money and then realize that I don’t have any money left tot fuel my car and to get home.
I am certainly stupid.
As irresponsible this is, I have good friends out there who pay no heed to my idiotics and are more than willing to allow me to a) not only crash at there house at midnight because I con’t make it home but b) they also lend me money to put a few dollars into my gas tank. This means a lot to me to know there are good folk out there willing to go out on a limb for their friends. I like to think that I wouldn’t hesitate in the least to do the same.
So thanks goes out to all those swell friends of mine who super bad-ass. You make my retardedness a little more bearable.
A new art has been born. I am making it my goal to photobomb every picture possible from here on out. What is a “photobomb” you ask? Well I am more than happy to inform! A photobomb is when someone impolitely intrudes upon a photograph that is being taken and generally does as such in a crude manner.
So every photo I see being taken in the future, I will attempt to vandalize with my presence. This will be most entertaining. Well… entertaining for me. The photographers would not enjoy I think. Sure it may be cutesy the first 13 times but after that it may get tedious. I’ll be having a ball though.
To view some excellent photobombs please feel free to visit http://www.thisisphotobomb.com
Owls vs. Beavers. Who would win?
A lot of the time you get something in your head where you think “hmmm… I wonder who would win in a fight… Kermit the frog or enzo?”. Usually these questions are silly because the answers are so obvious (Enzo obviously). Once in a while I have discovered that there really is a fight worthy of discussion and debate. Pirates vs. Ninjas, Buzz Lightyear vs. Captain America and so on.
I have decided that beavers vs. owls is a fight worthy of such discussions.
- Large Talons
- Strategic Cunning
- Exceptional Eyesight
- Rotatable Head
- Some have horns
- Terrifying Screech
- Big Badass Teeth
- Biggest enemy of the Ents
- Build Dams
- Led by Simon Cowell
- Super Strength
- Giant Rodent
- Powerful Tail
- Screws over other forest creatures
- Persistant Schemer
- Hard worker
Its impossible to tell! I think that I would have to throw the two into a ring and see. Would PETA be cool with that?
(I’ll be in the Owls corner, Beavers are dicks.)
hello loyal readers (all zero of you), i have come upon what is kind of an epiphany. I say kind of because I read it in a book a long time ago but recently I gave it some serious thought and realized the truth of it. This is probably a useless piece of imformation but I would say that it explains a lot about our nature. Now I’m certainley no pshychiatrist or philosopher or biological anthropologist but I would say that I can sometimes get a pretty good grasp on my surroundings and can come up with interesting insights.
Human beings, as far as nature is concerned, are self-decrepitating. Now you’ll probably think “well duh, people are stupid.” and I would agree with that but I think that it goes deeper than that. I think it’s an inherit part of our nature. It’s ingrained into our genetics. Think about it, practically everyone drinks, smokes, blazes, does x-treme sports, and so on. It’s not a matter of being stupid… because if it was I’m sure we could show a chimp how to smoke a cigarette and that the chimp would become a chain smoker. Obviously not because the chimp knows that its no good! Human beings bodies are attuned to outside chemical influence and we enjoy it. Everyone smokes, they just don’t know it yet.
Of course there are those who do none of those things but they are, oddly enough, freaks of nature. Going against what is natural. In no way am i condoning any of this behavior, but it is what makes us us.
I honestly wonder what the evolutionary advantage is to this… maybe a way to trim the fat? I have no clue… but that might make sense. Those who can’t survive the toil they put their body through don’t get to spread their genes. It’s just you’d think that genes that don’t fall to such behavior would have sprung up by now. Assuming that is the case then we’ve gotten past having to survive against it and everyone survives and we just have an ill society.
Perhaps this might explain our environmental irresponsibility or our cruelty… but probably not because we see that in other species…
Keep in mind this is one hundred percent researchless…