White Obama? The Smiler?

Christine stumbled across something quite interesting a few minutes ago while sitting in Deweys. I feel it is my responsibility to share my thoughts.

Before I disclose what Christine stumbled across, please review that following picture of the president of The United States of America, Barrack Obama.

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Handsome fella isn’t he? Now there was a lot of shenanigans because of the fact that Barrack Obama is a man of color. Yes I agree this is a ridiculous reason not to vote for a potential president but the fact remains that people will not simply because they are racist ass-holes. Not saying that you’re a racist if you didn’t vote for him. But there are lots who are. However, Mr. Obama overcame the odds and is the first (half) black president! Some do wonder for curiosity’s sake, what he would look like like a white dude. So here he is. As a white guy.

white obamaTHAT is freaky. It doesn’t stop here though folks, no it does not. I’ve figured this one out all by myself… If you’ve read any Transmetropolitan you would know who the notorious president, Gary Callaghan, AKA the Smiler, is. He is a bad guy. Who is at constant battle with the protagonist, Spider Jerusalem.

the smilerSee the resemblance? This can only mean one thing! Barrack Obama is actually an evil antagonist from a comic book series! I knew it! Pretty soon we will see him modifying the constitution to benefit his own needs. He’ll kill people! You’ll all see…

4 responses to “White Obama? The Smiler?

  1. “…Barrack Obama is a man of color. Yes I agree this is a ridiculous reason not to vote for a potential president…”

    Alternatively, it would also be ridiculous to have voted for him based purely on this aspect.

  2. Fuck you. You ignorant, infantile redneck shit.
    Go gas yourself, the world will be a better place without your further infestation of the human race.

    • Mr. Null and Void,

      Firstly, might I say that you have obviously missed the point of this post. I was merely making a stab at humor while at the same time pointing out how people are quick to judge based on insignificant or completely irrelevant facts. I hold no ill regard for President Obama and actually have a lot of respect for his ideals. By pointing out his resemblance to a comic book villain and then convicting him of being evil solely for this reason I’m actually making a veiled mockery of those who would judge him based primarily on his skin-color etc. Of course, there are a lot of individuals out there who take it the same way you are and are a) actually anti-Obama and are using this as some kind of valid argument (beats me) or b) angry internet personalities such as yourself who make inflammatory rants without using any factual backup. So before you decide to vandalize the internet, perhaps you should put a little thought into what you are writing because unfortunately for you, it now appears as though you are the ignorant troll.

      Secondly, I am certainly going to approve your ridiculous comment so people can see how much of a moron you are.

      yours truly,

      Old Milwaukee

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